Lovely peaches is a beautiful influencer who started her platform on instagram. Lovely peaches has been seen eating her used tampons, drinking cleaning chemicals, and much more beautiful things.
Lovely peaches is also a huge fan of Nicki Minaj.
Lovely peaches is also a huge fan of Nicki Minaj.
by yourmomgayyyyyyy June 23, 2021
by timothylivesatfairoaks455 November 15, 2021
Poor Steven. He was peaching all day in the hotel to the waitresses just so that his parents believe he is straight.
by nonolino December 09, 2022
exposing your bare buttocks to (someone) in order to insult or amuse them or arouse them and can also be used as a form of protest.
by Shilohlovell March 05, 2022
Friend: You wanna go make snow peaches together?
You: Nah, the snow isn't deep enough for my fat ass
You: Nah, the snow isn't deep enough for my fat ass
by Murffyzlaw January 09, 2025
Deirdre is a clever superhuman. Dee is a lost and weird wonder that cannot be cloned and cannot be substituted by anything in nature, except for cinnamon buns. Because, cinnamon buns Rock On forever! I have no idea what it takes to be something so delicious, because I'm no Dee and I am grateful to have met her.
by Ry_nwater January 20, 2024
Text to speech used by somebody who talks to their phone like it is their therapist, and not a robot converting their gibberish inner-monologue.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Customer: "... I would say that is weigh to much for a bike that cost almost 2 grand, how am I to make sense in spending so much, need a front rim north background should be used on this bike because of the weight of it, I offered to send the rim to you at my cost, your bike mechanics know that they can match true it at 100%, why else would they give me a Saul brush off, I need your cooperation in getting test done, I am a consumer of this spike.."
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
by BlurpleHippo January 18, 2022