helium socks

A reference to banging a chick with her feet up in the air.

Friend: how'd last night go?

Me: she totally put the helium socks on!!!

Friend: very nice!!!!

Me: straight to pound town!

by Zainy21 September 4, 2017

helpless turtle

When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up

Bro I got fucking helpless turtled last night

by Luxemo January 5, 2018

helptho

The defining member of philosophy and politics, the meme himself, along with stacy, steven, Ikanspel. Helptho lead the cancer movement he has since gone missing

?mute @helptho 10m

by Comradenocommie June 21, 2018

Heliumated

The state of a balloon after it is filled with helium.

"How does IT keep his red balloons heliumated in the sewers?"

by BoujeeBadandThick93 August 25, 2018

Heliumated

The state of a balloon after it has been filled with helium.

"How does IT keep his red balloons heliumated in the sewers? "

by BoujeeBadandThick93 August 25, 2018

"helpful" legs-lift

Refers to the playful "pretend assistive" action of raising someone's ankles up off the bed/couch in an apparent effort to aid him in standing back up ("Okay, your feet are up so far; you can lift more of yourself up now!"), but in reality you are effectively **preventing** him from standing up, since he would need to have his legs **lower** than his head and torso in order to be able to sit up and get to his feet. :P

Employing da "helpful" legs-lift is a good way of sarcastically conveying to a huge-a** lazy-bones who has groaningly asked for your assistance in rising dat he is obviously much too big/bulky/heavy for a much-smaller/lighter/weaker person like you to actually lift to his feet, and dat he will therefore need to just clamber back up under his OWN steam.

by QuacksO November 13, 2018

help_me_soda

A gay iFunny user who likes to suck multiple cocks at once

Ew is that help_me_soda

by ArdentSeal January 20, 2019