buddy guy

The blues player who is the only reason Eric Clapton picked up the guitar and is the sole influence of Jimi Hendrix.

You, being a materialistic American teeny-bopper who listens to what is "cool" or "mainstream", has no idea who he is, of course. Buddy Guy is the best player eer.

by Bluesbitcher September 22, 2005

Bait guy

A guy who gets caught slippin, a lot. Whether it's bitches, bud or beer this guy always looks suspect and always gets found out

'Why is Rak moving to every girl in the library? He's such a bait guy'

by piffin January 3, 2013

Wannabe Tough Guy

A person who WANTS to be tough by saying shit about others and saying that they're strong enough already. However, most of these wannabe tough guys are either scrawny loners,fatasses, or jocks who taken steroids.

They mostly talk about their strength,weight,height,etc even though most people won't care.

If you're encountering a wannabe tough guy, ignore them. Remember, they talk soo much yet they do very little.

Brett: yo, guyz i just workd out 4 30 mins today!!!11 I joged around da whol neighboor hood!!1 im going to kik that guys ass soon this week!1 omg yay

Andrew: No one cares how much you've worked out. And it you're acting like a wannabe tough guy. Just shut the fuck up already. You've been saying that everyday for the past two weeks.

by Saanzan August 7, 2010

the guy best friend

1) when something amazing happens, he's the one you want to tell first.
2) he's not afraid to tell you when you are with the wrong guy.
3) he's the first one you call when things are going wrong.
4) he's the first one there when you need a shoulder to cry on.
5) when you imagine your perfect guy, you see him in your mind
6) your friends wonder why you and him aren't together yet.
7) he wants to be your back up date for formal, in case something goes wrong with the 'jerk' you are taking.
8) he knows when things aren't right, no matter how many times you lie using the words 'i'm fine..'
9) he gives you amazing advice on guys, cause duh.. who knows them better?
10) he is amazing in every single way and treats you the way you ought to be treated..

hint:
keep the guy best friend in your life! He will always be there for you no matter how shitty you treat him. He loves you and lets face it, you guys are meant to be together! It may take weeks, months or years..but you will end up with him. :)

by is he the one.. June 11, 2011

fall guy

A person who is left with the blame for a crime, regardless of whether they were involved or not. Generally a lowly mob member who has to take the blame to protect their boss. Used in Film Noir book and movies.

Mugsy was the fall guy for the murder, and received a big payout when he got out of jail.

by The Kuvasz December 16, 2007

hat guy

A guy who is seen wearing hats and never spotted without one, to the point where you're not really sure what the rest of the guy's head would look like in the absence of a hat.

Turtle on Entourage is pretty much a hat guy.

by cunnilingus linguist January 13, 2009

That Guy on Facebook

That insufferable douchebag whose personal ambition it is to annoy the dickens out of all 1500 of his friends by way of shamelessly detailed and meaningless updates on every twitch and philosophical musing. Almost always an educated white liberal trying to display his excessive knowledge about political behavior and economics.

I think it's great that your Ramen Noodles are taking too long to heat up in the microwave; however, you are slowly but surely making me hate every inch of you.

"That guy on Facebook is peeing in a Starbucks right now."
"What?"
"Never mind."

by justinbeibersworstnightmare December 14, 2011