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Fucktard

Fucktard When you are having sex and they call you retarded call them a fucktard. Hurts more than being called a cunt.
Dang it Ron! You are a real fucktard! You don’t make my pussy wet like Jeff does!
by Hey Halooooo- Fucktard June 15, 2019
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fucktarditis

noun: This disease is caught at some random point in life while in the presence of another carrier/host's fucktardedness. It lays dormant until the carrier/host behaves in the most supremely idiotic way that fucktarditis activates to then completely envelope the host.

CAUTION: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS. Symptoms: "Karen"/"Ken, unbelievably extreme narcissism, traits are random and weird af. There will be no mistaking fucktarditis when you see it, now that you have accurate information.

At this time there is NO CURE for fucktarditis.

fucktard (noun):
1)More than your above-average idiot.;
2)Someone who takes regular run of the mill insanity to Magma Cum Laude levels.;
3) Self inflicted retardation.
*(1) Casey caught fucktarditis when he kissed a girl on a dare. They are currently invading people's personal space, spreading fucktarditis at an unbelievably rapid rate.

8(2) Watch out!! The fucktards are coming. Hide EVERYTHING!
by *gypsy*soul* August 3, 2022
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Fucktard

When a teenager with ridiculously poor grammar submits a stupid and incorrect definition on Urban dictionary because they heard a term at school that's been around for decades, yet they believe they are one of the first people to hear it, and/or know the "real" meaning of it.
Dirty Sanchez is when a guy sticks his finger up a girl's anus and then wipes there finger on the girls lip. I know this b/c my hoars at my high school think I a fucktard.
by Not a virgin either September 21, 2017
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fucktard

Simon Winter is such a fucktard.
by Vg2014 June 19, 2016
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fucktard

The type of person that sends you chain email concerning new years a month or several months into the year.
"Dude, this guy just sent me a new years chain email...and it's February. What a fucktard!"
by Penguinstalker. February 5, 2010
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Fucktard

Fucktard
That fucktard owes me money
by Chitstain February 9, 2021
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Fucktard

Specialist Porter is a Fucktard
by Army WTF June 4, 2018
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