drunk front

a frontal system that moves in and creates unfishable conditions for the next day(s) so therefore the best way to pass this time is to drink

Roger: "hey when is this drunk front supposed to move in?"
Ralph: "its supposed to move in tonight, the wind is supposed to pick up for next few days. It looks like the next fishable day won't be 'til the middle of the week"

by fishkiller443 January 17, 2010

snow front

An over-hyped snow storm that showed up on the GFS a week ago(and then every model run after showed a warming trend) and caused mass panic for a DC liquor store to shoot an email to its customers to rev up revenue.

We deliver and advise you to take advantage of this time before the big storm/snow front hits the East Coast this weekend.

by Scotty Lightning December 09, 2010

Front Eye

The hole at the tip of the Penis (aka the meatus aka the Pee hole)

That poor prick has gone 13 months without blowing one out of the front eye!

by Double Doubles April 02, 2021

Front runner

A running social group consisting primarily of gay and lesbian members.

Hey Rick I'm a. Member of the front runners you should join the team. You would have a great time

by Nothingness1968 November 08, 2018

front crunch

when u get ur wisdom teeth out and can’t chew in the back

Sorry excuse my front crunch i just got my wisdom teeth out and can’t get it stuck.

by rr525 June 25, 2022

Front Flip Fart

When a fart travels towards the front but doesn’t come from or go into the vagina.

Hey girl, I just had a front flip fart.

by maryjayne007 August 13, 2023

front tackler

This is the lucrative position of a football player who is permitted to run into the field and tackle the opponents, thereally is only one on the team and can only use this power once per game. See: Front stabber

Whoa! I can't believe that they used the front tackler on that play! Now they have to deal with the rest of the game without using him.

by ShinSplintBitchBoy October 21, 2017