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blue footballs

(n) - When your football team brings you so close to victory, but fucks it up at the last minute.
"Oh man, I have blue footballs - the Vikings were playing so well, but they just lost it against the Saints."
by vikesfan January 25, 2010
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Australian Rules football

premier sporting code in Australia. alot better than wogball.
contrary to popular beleif, it is more popular than soccer in australia. and is alot better than that cuntish sport, rugby which those fuckhead queenslanders and New south welshmen call "Footy" which portrays the stupidity of these people as the ball rarely makes contact with the foot.

AFL draws larger crowds than soccer and rugby league week in week out, thus making it better.
Contrary to popular beleif, soccer is shit, Australian rules football is australia's only true footy code.
by peter6666 October 5, 2006
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football christmas

The NFL draft. Synonymous with Christmas for the National Football League, except that if you're bad, Santa Tagliabu gives you more and better gifts.
What the hell? I go 2 and 14 and all I get for football christmas is Courtney Brown?
by Ryan Leaf April 21, 2005
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Football fag

A term people who are unfit and generally don't get girls call people who play football, or pretty much any sports. Usually said by people who are jealous and have nothing better to do other than counting their katanas.
Wow eugene...i heard jim got a girlfriend, what a football fag. I bet he doesn't even know all 3 super saiyans!
by overcookedleaf June 30, 2016
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duh football

An expression used by someone who has just done or said something very stupid.
- Realizing he had mistaken shit for shineola, Frank exclaimed "duh football!!!"

- Duh football, it took me three tries to get this entry in!!
by junkandstuff June 25, 2006
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Football Heritage

A sports team that is used to be good like Manchester United or Arsenal, has fallen into mid-table and still dreaming about getting into the champions league or signing big-name players.
After losing 2-1 to Brighton and 4-0 to Brentford, we can no doubt agreeing what Jose Mourinho said in 2018, “This is football heritage.”
by Thomas_16 August 13, 2022
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Football Cockney

I saw a Football Cockney stubbling out of a pub the other day
by Joycey September 14, 2006
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