Roo Flu

A flu consisting of partying for 6 days at Bonnaroo while your body is a trash can for drugs and alcohol resulting in your body’s immune system lowering from being around sweaty wooks, the sickness usually consists of coughing up phlegm, headaches and throwing up, you will probably be bed ridden for days and down Dayquil and Nyquil like a degenerate while suffering random coughing fits and the cold embrace of feeling like death

Wook 1: Man, I was at bonnaroo last week and I feel like dogshit
Wook 2: You got the Roo flu man

by daemon. June 21, 2023

shwag flu

Better known as aspergillus symptoms are brought on by smoking moldy or mildewy marijuana. Symptoms include nausea, headache and sore throat similar to a common cold but with no temperature or medicinal effects.

I don't want to smoke any of that s*** it'll give you the shwag flu.

by DamnsonIthoughtyouknew May 26, 2018

aguado flu

Terrible explosion of diarrhea and puke that continues until you are too weak to wish for death’s sweet release.

I can not get the Aguado flu right now!
The Aguado flu had me coming out of both ends!

by Neffajawea April 16, 2021

cochella flu

the sickness everyone gets after coachella because they probably inhaled WAY too much dust.

damn that cochella flu gets me every year

by riding til i can’t no more April 21, 2019

Penis Flu

Combination of , semen , feces, and snot like a textured stomach, chunky, potent, pungent, smelling like substance that irrupt out of the volcano, like penis shaft , causing the penis, head to hang open. It is caused from anal, anal, anal sex usually it during German potato salad night and buck fucking after dinner or taco night pack in the tip of the penis with sauerkraut and digested potato salad material from the rectum from the animal plans remain soft and throw up every half an hour until all the sauerkraut is thrown up out of the penis May be used on hot dogs .

I’m doing a welfare check at the house hold of Rick and Cheryl I noticed that Ricks penis look like a volcano and it was vomiting from the tip, all over in the room with sauerkraut .. the penis flu Cheryl yelled he has the penis flu

by FkErrrrBODY13 June 4, 2023

nerd flu

A phenomenon where one becomes ill after attending a comic book convention or fan convention. Because if go to an indoor event with 100,000 attendees; someone's going to be sick. It is a play on "Bird Flu".

I wore a mask way before COVID. I'd get nerd flu every year after Con.

by correlation_lee July 17, 2024

flu asf

like you’re weird , sick asf/cut asf ,🥴

bro you’re flu asf gtfoo😂

by thefamoussswordcreator January 27, 2020