Alexander Faes

Donut

"Bro I really want to eat an Alexander Faes"

"I got zero kills in-game, I pulled an Alexander Faes"

by NotDios December 11, 2023

Alexander John Major

Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.

Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.

by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023

Alexander

Just a very big fatass pig, at the same time Alexander means expanding in german

Gosh your belly is so Alexander

by oksourhuge39423 February 5, 2024

Alexander effect

When you're super gay

He was the embodiment of the Alexander effect

by TheGreatHaroldino April 24, 2024

Alexander effect

When you're super gay for a period of time

I think he's going through the Alexander effect

by TheGreatHaroldino April 24, 2024

Alexander

MOST ANNOYING PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET

THEY HAVE NO FUTURE
THEY ARE AS DUMB AS A ABSOLUTE FLAGPOLE
THEY ARE A WASTE OF OXYGEN

'ew, why does it stink here'

'augh, theres Alexander again"

by SI33p May 29, 2024

Alexander Meurs

Alexander Meurs aka (pip, 8-ball, hideos pip, sir yap-a-lot, thanos) is notoriously known for getting no butt. He prides himself on having a “thanos cock” but in reality he is rocking a 2 incher. Pip is also an online pimp, which he is proud of and is also his claim to fame. SMU’s social chair is also always broke, and love getting Mr. Beasted. Rumor has it that pip once got with 72 girls in one night (all 2s).

“Yea i heard alexander meurs has a thanos”

by Gounecmaster69 June 4, 2024