flat Champagne

Flat Champagne. Adjective. Used to describe a leader, Liz Truss, who claims her "Liz Fizz" economic plans are a work of a genius.

Also used to describe a bitter Daily Express/Mail reader

Did you hear about the "Liz Fizz"? Turns out it was fucking flat Champagne, again.

by ToryBoyRulez September 30, 2022

Make Everest flat

Making something very complex very simple

I need you to make Everest flat as a don't understand what your are saying to me

by Ellis911 February 18, 2016

Flat Far

Walking distance that is short enough to not warrant the use of flats in lieu of heels.

It's not flat far...

by hbat66 September 15, 2011

bull pissing on a flat rock

Raining very hard

How bad is it raining ? Like a bull pissing on a flat rock

by #1toohottie November 29, 2017

Subdivided flat

Something you will pay at least 500 USD a month in Hong Kong.
It is a symbol of Hong Kong poverty and income equality, which is very serious here.

Pay your rent of 500 USD now to continue living in this subdivided flat of 55 square feet. If you don't you are going homeless. Come on just use your CSSA money

by A dying goat June 25, 2021

Flat Paddywack

A collection of words you use when your friends ask you to give them something to rap about. Guaranteed to stump them under almost any circumstance.

Friend- Hey bro, Give me something to rap about
You- Flatt Paddywack
Friend- The fuck is a Flat Paddywack?
You- Nice rap bruh

by Grandma_Muskrat February 15, 2016

B-flat Armored Clarinet

A name for the straight-belled soprano saxophone owing to its similarity to a metal clarinet.

Sam's ok on the alto-sax but he can tear up the b-flat armored clarinet.

by Sir-Hops-A-Lot February 14, 2021