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Desperation (in a female)

A woman trying to hold on to something that is no longer there in terms of a relationship and has not come to the point of letting it go.

Some of the signs include: managing
pages on networking sites such as myspace and blogspot and posting OLD pictures of the former couple to make them look like they are still together and posts tidbits about their life together, despite the fact that he left a long time ago.

She also gains friends and talks of nothing else except the personal lives of the former couple because the friends have no idea they have split up.

She also dotes attention on her animals as though they are her children. She is also a micro-manager. She thinks everything he does and after two dates,
she already says "I LOVE YOU".
A woman like this is never without a relationship. Each man is different.
She has started to post old pictures? That is the first sign of desperation (in a female)!
by STGP February 16, 2009
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1-10 female attractiveness scale

A scale that uses a females defining features to give them an overall score
Ex.
30% do she got a booty
30% cute face

30% some tig ol bitties
10% is she boring
Rate the contestant appropriately and total their score.
(you would normal start the conversation by seeing an attractive woman walk by and share a quick judgement among colleges)
Guy 1: Ay, 7
Guy 2: hmmm, nah she's like a 4
1-10 female attractiveness scale
by junglegym4221@yahoo. com September 8, 2016
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1-10 Female attractiveness scale

1. Not if she was the last woman on earth
2. If you had to pick between 1 and 2 you´d pick 2 but not by much
3. Not datable
4. Would be able to be near
5. Nothing special but not terrible
6. Not bad
7. She´s cute
8. Definitely datable
9. ¨Dude how´d you get her?!?¨
10. Would marry on spot if possible
Gary :¨Hey man you know Chloe she´s not as bad as i thought she was
Ken: Yah, on a 1-10 female attractiveness scale she´s like a 6 or a 7
by Suck my weiner holmes November 13, 2016
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female gay

A physiologically heterosexual female who wishes she'd been born a boy. She feels alienated by the social standards of gender roles. She may be a crossdresser or consider herself transgendered, but she is probably not transsexual. Her ideal would be to be able to be her masculine self in a relationship with a biological male. If she is open about this, she may be ridiculed by both the gay and straight communities.
by Nigga26727 September 28, 2013
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female gamer

"Hi I am a male gamer" <--- could happen
"Hi I am a female gamer" <--- could never happen
by david ownage July 19, 2006
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Female

Some say there is many genders, some say there are two. I say there is one, females are property
I got my female to suck me off in the showers
by Ricky “the lord” Berwick December 18, 2018
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female

A weird and hard to understand not man person.
female: I Hate YOUUU!!!
Dude: ok
Female: How come men never see our signs
by Chubbycheeksdude June 10, 2021
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