ethan aston

the biggest asshole in the world. is a fat cunt only bathes every two weeks and has no friends. everytime he swears in clase he gets away with it because of his "needs" what he dosent have. hes an asshole and trys to act cool

oh look its ethan aston the ahole

by whyhaveabswhenyoucanhavekababs June 6, 2018

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ethan mesler

-first man to be able to OD on marijuana

-first man to fail white plains
-ugly bum who can’t do anything right

-lives for attention

-has a 2 inch cock and is prideful about it
-cyberbullies girls on vsco

ethan mesler is a failure

by cole395 June 9, 2019

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Ethan Tran

Someone who is scared of delivering Uber Eats, He can never get a 5-star or SSR unit in any gacha game he plays. He hates people named Jordan.

Ethan Tran is never lucky...

by I'm Horni October 6, 2020

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Ethan green

Is a sweat at beat saber

"Ethan green going beat mode"

by Cogvaledriver April 28, 2021

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Ethan (Valdez)

A tall and slim man with orange hair, usually of African descent. Often grumpy and listening to rap or erotic audiobooks, Ethan (Valdez) requires a large daily intake of sugar and caffeine to cope with life. Often associated with reckless driving and possession of unregistered firearms.

Ethan (Valdez) is a piss goblin.

by PJ Babadotan October 31, 2022

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