December 10

Go in for a hug with your bf/gf but give them a kiss instead

bf goes in for a hug kisses her
gf: I love you
Bf: whoops I missed
gf: oh because it is December 10

by I iiiiuhyguktfvcdhxgvkjbnlmoj December 8, 2019

December 9

National kiss your girl day. You have to kiss your girlfriend, she can’t kiss you. You can do it at school if you really wanted to.

December 9
-Hey it’s national kiss your girl day
- Ohhh so you going to kiss your girl?
-Yep, sure am!

by notyourgirl6777 October 26, 2019

December 23

National shit your pants day, take laxatives and shit yourself

Ah shitt I'ma paint my house brown its December 23

by ShitMaster420 December 23, 2019

December 26

If you were born on this day then you are the best and nicest person ever. Also every boy wants you because you’re so hot! 🥵

If you were born on December 26 then you are elite

by Lshkasj April 23, 2021

Don't Dick December

Don't Dick Decemberis an event in which those who failed No Nut Novemberreceive a chance at redemption. If however, a victor of No Nut November decides to not participate in Destroy Dick December, they can participate in a modified/harder version of Don't Dick December in which: any form of Nutting is prohibited, Wet Dreams and Pornography of any kind are prohibited, Boners are allowed so long as they are not intentionally caused, breaking a rule will cause you to fail. Those who complete Don't Dick December will be forgiven of their No Nut November failure. Should one complete both months, they shall assert dominance over all others who have not achieved such position and must be treated with the utmost respect, they will also be eligible for Cocktober and/or Hoevember in the following year.

I failed No Nut November, so now I gotta do Don't Dick December.

by CowLicker 2.0 November 4, 2019

Deemica

Midland Fighting Slang for a bite during a girl wrestling match whereby one rude gyal grabs the other in a boob lock, wrestles her onto the sofa/armchair etc and bites her on the thigh. The move is then executed by a brisk brushing down, composure of oneself and denying of the event.

The bite leaves a clean wound due to users excessive personal hygiene and dettol use.

Rude Gyal 1: And like it was all going down and I totally got a Deemica
Rude Gyal 2: Where I can't see a ting you're totally lying!
Rude Gyal1: No seriously mate it was on my thigh!!
Rude Gyal 2: Ptshh whatevs man

by BristolNumber7 April 26, 2011

December 24

The day louis tomlinson was born, #lightsforlouis

Me: guess what day it is!
Girl: December 24 Christmas eve
Me: no it’s Louis Tomlinsons birthday

by Goldenhourbabe December 6, 2020