danyel

A guy i truly love! He is so lovely, adorable, charming and handsome and i want to spend the rest of my life with you and have 3 babies with you! Love you forever!

Wot wud u do if i got down on one knee?
I wud say yes!

by Lau xxx November 7, 2004

The Dirty Dave Rob AKA The DDR

Giving head to two guys at the same time and then vomiting when both penis' ejaculate simultaneously and the ejaculate hits the uvula. This then causes one to vomit all over both erect penis'. Optional: If one is up for the challenge they can do all of this while playing Dance Dance Revolution and Forecasting future cash flows. Also known as the Double Dick Ralph!!

Jason Atwd: Did Dave Rob work on his accounting homework last night?

Patrick Zallrman: I dont think so, I am pretty sure he was busy with some dudes.

Dave Rob: FUCK YA Suckin' Dick at the same time. I DDR'd those FUCKERS!!!!

Jason Atwd and Patrick Zallrman: You got any homework tonight. If not, you wanna head on over and play some DDR with us?!?!

Mike Fullsome: Are you guys talking about The Dirty Dave Rob AKA The DDR?

by Mike Fullsome December 9, 2007

Dave

Dave is a loser. Dave is almost 40 years old and has been unemployed for 20. Dave makes excuses for himself. Dave lives in his girls friends house for free while she goes to work every day. Dave does nothing all day and just before she comes home, he pretends to do the dishes to seem productive. Dave has no money to buy real drugs like a decent person because he’s a jobless loser, so he huffs propane out a grill tank. Dave is no longer allowed to have a grill at his house. Dave is too lazy to go inside the house and use a toilet like a human, so he shits in a bucket in the backyard and leaves it there. Dave has 4 broken down cars in the driveway because he can’t afford to buy one that works. Dave collects garbage. Dave is garbage. Dave feels so bad about being a loser that he verbally assaults his girlfriend to make her feel bad about herself, so she never sees how shitty he actually is. Dave doesn’t realize that she knows. Dave doesn’t have sex with his girlfriend and sleeps on the couch every night instead of in their bed to avoid sex. Dave is confused and outraged when she ends up sleeping with someone else. Dave doesn’t like to shower. Dave doesn’t brush his teeth. Dave really likes McDonald’s - a lot. Dave plays the victim. Dave starts projects and doesn’t finish ANY of them. Dave uses his inheritance to buy model planes instead of helping his girlfriend pay bills. Dave is a useless piece of shit.

Don’t be a Dave.

by Yeahbuddy May 21, 2019

Danyela

Girl who can drink more than anyone you know without any effort and is addicted to sex like that bird is coo coo for cocoa puffs. Usually a brunette with stunning eyes that could melt your heart just by looking at them. Not literally of course.

Man i heard that danyela has sex at least three times a day. Lucky Boyfriend

by Cyrusdavyrus February 4, 2010

Davelyn

A person who is quirky, has big eyes, loves to have fun and dance. A bit temperamental, irrationally so. Hangs out with people for selfish reasons. Hot-headed.

Whoa, she such a davelyn - she got mad because i laughed!

by bestestestHONEYaround February 20, 2012

dave chappelle

1. A hilarious man.
2. Someone who gets a $50 million contract and still leaves a highly successful tv show due to racism.

Damn, Dave Chappelle, I never knew a $50 million contract = racism

by Adrian July 3, 2006

Davelin'

Davelin' is an adjective saying someone is acting like a hairy old man.

Ugh, my dad is so davelin'.

by haiguizeimhannah June 1, 2011