if i had wheels i'd be a wagon

You change reality;it is what it is

Person 1: I wish I had different parents

Person 2: Well,if I had wheels I'd be a wagon

by BeastGirl Forever May 26, 2014

D-Boyz

D-Class is the name given to the death row inmates who are used in SCP experiments, they are usually killed by other SCP's. In the game SCP: Secret Laboratory, you can spawn as a D-Boy , within the game they are the worst class , thus people try to stick together in order to survive hence the D-Boyz.

D-23541: Oh no! A D-Boy is getting killed by SCP-096, lets run!
D-32473: NO!, Never Leave A D-Boy behind!
All D-Class: D-BOYZ!

*they all die

by Jesus is Gaysus December 12, 2018

tour d'boudoir

Fr. "Tour of the bedroom." Having sex in multiple positions in multiple locations in a bedroom.

"Did you run a tour d'stade for your morning workout?"
"No, I had a tour d'boudoir with my girlfriend!"

by Nathaniel Decker December 19, 2007

D-Boed

Just getting robbed for what you have on you.

ohh Hell no?!?! I did not just get D-Boed

by DeeDee1110 May 10, 2005

D-Bottle

Males that frequently exhibit douche bag-like qualities.

That guy Dave pisses me off. He's such a D-Bottle.

by Awkward 8th Grader March 9, 2009

D-Blading

The process of repeatedly inserting a sexual organ into a Dyson airblade for erotic gratification.

I was lonely at the UNFCCC climate talks in Poland so I was D-blading between plenary sessions, and it was breathtaking.

by Williamsburg Rabbi November 12, 2013

C.O.D Block

C.O.D abbrv. for Call Of Duty a popular video game series, to C.O.D block is to purposely or accidentally interfere with a network connection of an online match by using an internet connection from a phone, PC, etc. which causes an unpleasant "lag" for the player.

Dude what the fuck?!?!, GET OFF the computer you're totally C.O.D blocking me!

by Fatal_Fart August 24, 2010