crotch trap

When you get your dick stuck in tge zipper

Man tyler got crotch trapped

by Crotch October 17, 2017

Crotch call

A cell phone accidentally dialing a number while in the front pocket of pants; similar to the 'butt call'; usually occurs in men's pants unless they're wearing skinny jeans; often accompanied with the sounds of jingling keys or coins.

Either he's speaking an alien clicking language or he just crotch called me walking with keys in his pocket.

by buddhaquaker April 5, 2017

gouda crotch

When ones groin area sweats to the point of smelling cheesy.

After my 3 mile jog, the waft of my walk shared my Gouda crotch with all.

by Wise Beat April 14, 2017

Crotch corn

When food falls in your lap, crotch, or under your butt. Does not have to be corn, but is already referred as Crotch corn.

"Sally is a messy eater, but at least she eats all her crotch corn. "

by NOTME Or is it March 1, 2018

Crotch Rocket

When a male is about to cum he goes into a fetal position and quickly get out of the position and jump in the air and shoot the supermarket in a designated area

Dude I did a crotch rocket last night and I passed out

by ToastedRoadster February 12, 2017

Tinder Crotch

Any venereal disease or sexually transmitted disease acquired on people who met on Tinder.

"That skank I met on Tinder gave me Tinder Crotch."

by Benignjamin February 19, 2017

crotch curtain

Also known as a human fanny pack, it is when your stomach gets so big that it covers your privates.

Mike: Hey Carl, look at that fat guy in his personal scooter.
Carl: Damn, he has a huge crotch curtain!
Mike: Yeah. Just like every other person that rides a scooter in Disney World

by El Jayzus September 6, 2016