crotch mop

A crude reference to a tampon.

In the women's john, you can find the crotch mops next to the ass wipes.

by KraigG February 19, 2007

Crotch Crumping

when two females rub together their crotches vigorously.

Courtney: Hey do you want to do some Crotch Crumping?
Emily: Sure, I would love too.

by CaCaCaCassie February 14, 2013

Tinder Crotch

Any venereal disease or sexually transmitted disease acquired on people who met on Tinder.

"That skank I met on Tinder gave me Tinder Crotch."

by Benignjamin February 19, 2017

Vomit Crotch

What your crotch smells like after receiving oral from a drunk hooker who couldn't hold it down.

I picked up a drunk hooker, but she threw up while giving me head. Now I have vomit crotch.

by Omgwtfbbq2008 March 07, 2019

crotch botch

An unwanted pregnancy.

For real!? This is my third crotch botch this year!

by MC Beer Truck June 05, 2011

featureless crotch

When someone's genitals should be visible, but are deliberately omitted from the drawing, often to keep it safe for work.

*States at featureless crotch for five minutes.*

by Victorio115 January 21, 2020

crotch rage

The use of too much salty lubes on your genitalia area, and eating from it.

Ex. Jon: my cock is fire red, it burns.
. Abby: you got crotch rage, you've been using too much tapatio when we have sex.

by unicornkillertoyota April 13, 2014