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crack heads

I moved out of Schenectady because I could no longer stand being surrounded by crack heads.

Crack Ball 

Sling n' yay on the streets and looking at it as a sport or hobby you like to do. Like playing football or basketball but your sport of selling cocaine is called Crack Ball.
Armando: Man you know that fool only likes to play crack ball now.
Joker: word?

Play n' crack ball seemes to be my favorite sport.
Crack Ball by I live in the December 25, 2007

crack pipe cramps 

Cramps caused by to much pipe smoking, usualy effecting the lips and eyes. Often mistaken for blowers cramp
simptums include, purked out lips still in the pipe sucking position and crossed eyes that are still focused about 3-5 inches past the nose(where the lighter would be). May also cause some slurred speach.
"Dude what's wrong with your face, your Crack Pipe Cramps are so bad you can't even look straight.
crack pipe cramps by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

Crack Pad 

Any absorbant device used to sop up vaginal excretions during a female's (or in some cases a male's) menstrual cycle.
Scott's dog Wheezze was found chewing on his crack pad.
Crack Pad by Samael April 22, 2006

crack noodles

Ramen noodles. The only food found in a crack house. Its what keeps crackheads so lean. Only 25 cents a pack on sale. Not enough money to get even get a mouse high.
Ho, make me some dem crack noodles.
crack noodles by Joemama2 July 17, 2006

crack spastic 

An insult used by police officers from one station in central London, to describe a person who is completely obnoxious, irritating, incompetent or just plain stupid to such a degree it's funny, can be a member of the public or a colleague, usually a senior officer. Its use is mainly limited to one police station, but is starting to spread
"did you hear that bloke I nicked, saying he was going to get me sacked 'cos his uncle's a barrister?"

"yeah, what an utter fuckin crack spastic!"
crack spastic by lajopi 292 August 10, 2007