CPT

CPT, or “colored people’s time” is a term used to describe a temporal anomaly, were people exclusive of whites exhibit a tendency to maintain an alternate schedule or timeline. In general CPT refers to a window of 15 minutes to an hour, but can extend to days, weeks, months, or even sometimes, a complete lack of presence.

This reservation for Jamal Jackson party of eight is thirty minutes late. Should we give their table away? Nah, I’m sure they’ll show up. They’re just on CPT.

by Jackson Deepwood August 14, 2021

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cppkie

I’m surprised your auto correct didn’t actually work! Now you might be wandering- WHY THE HELL IS THERE A DEFINITION FOR THIS? Well I accidentally typed this myself and felt like defining it so, yeah. Next time, check your spelling please

John’s text message: let’s grab cppkies!
Joan’s text message: 1st off, you meant cookies, right? 2nd off, STOP TURNING OFF AUTO CORRECT PLEASE!
John’s text message: oops, sorry. I meant cookies. I’ll turn on auto correct again

by Nobody reads this except you- September 29, 2021

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Cpsplxtt

Cpsplxtt is a very grimey/Climey ynk he will kill u if he have to.he don’t tolerate fake shit.He will never change on any of his homies.Also he is a cheating ass ynk.

Cpsplxtt is a very grimey/Climey ynk he will kill u if he have to. He don’t tolerate fake shit.he will never change on his homies.Also he is a cheating ass ynk.

by Cpsplxtt November 22, 2021

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cpan

A very bold boy. Short. Laughs at his own jokes.

He made you spaghetti instead of rigatoni??? Yikes. Abort. What a Cpan.

by 274728811 November 23, 2021

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Cpl jacobson

One of the most emotionally scared people out there, been there done that type of mood so so whatever, willing to get in harms way for action and adventure, and doesn't give a fuck about most people.

Look at cpl jacobson, fighting the wendigo for adventure.

by Cpl jacobson November 23, 2021

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