Squishy Condom

A true pimp, someone who gets laid when he wants it and has multiple ladies on his dick.

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

Condom joke

When you tell a joke about your scrotum

Brendan: wanna year a condom joke
Jason: fuck no

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 6, 2023

Bike Condom

Usage of a plastic bag, usually one left over from a previous grocery shopping event, to cover your bicycle's seat. This is done in order to protect and keep your seat dry, therefore, avoiding soaking the seat with water and mud.

Person 1: Dude, what's with the plastic bag on your seat? It looks funny.

Person 2: It's my bike condom. It keeps my seat from getting drenched and dirty on rainy days. This way my butt doesn't get all soggy either.

by ben.yep.me February 5, 2010

condom rape

When a woman forcefully removes your condom during sex and tries to get herself pregnant against your will. Similar to penetration rape, except, as it is a woman doing it, feminists claim it is justifiable and men should "man up" by (presumably) reporting condom rapists to the police, or pepper spraying them in the face.

My girlfriend tried to condom rape me yesterday. I pulled out my can of mace and sprayed her. She called the police and I got 5 years in jail for assault, and got told by everyone how evil I was for defending myself against a rapist.

by Truth-Seeker666 November 19, 2015

Diamond Condom

Condom for rich dudes infused with real diamonds.

My friend Elon Musk has a diamond Condom and he loves it.

by donga don September 11, 2022

condom

a term often called a rubber sock

i made him put the condom on before doing it

by gay_kaiden December 6, 2022

condom

u/alt-no-more uses this to dick random holes and post it on r/teenagers

u/alt-no-more: can i buy some condoms in peace?
old woman at the counter: aren't you a little too young to use these?

by u/fokalorr May 16, 2019