Condom courtesy

If you invite someone to your place to have sexually intercourse, you are the one who need to have the condoms (even if you don't care to use them) this rule apply to all (male/female/and everything else under the rainbow)

(Jack) "Hey thanks for inviting me over, so, shall we take this to the bedroom?"

(Jill) "Sure thing baby, did you bring protection?"

(Jack) "Well yeah but you invited me, you don't have a condom ready to go?."

(Jill) "No, should I?"

(Jack) "Uh, Yeah, it's only condom courtesy!"

by Urbandood69 July 19, 2018

Digital Condom

An Adblocker. Usually referred to when a site has malicious advertisements, as if to protect from Digital STDs.

"Check out this kinky-as-fuck porn site, though!"
"Dude, that site has a bunch of bad advertisements on there."
"Good thing I wear my digital condom, then."

by 8res August 19, 2018

Condom Turtle

A visible erection through the condom.

I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Condom

What your dad forgot to wear.

Emma: you wore the condom... right?
Chad: oh...oh no... OH FUCK

and that how you were made

by poop master on god December 10, 2021

dirty sock condom

A dirty sock condom is the condom that has been in the bottom of your sock drawer since your dad gave it to you during your freshman year of high school.

"Sorry I used a dirty sock condom last night. It was all I had."

by Freddie Mercy March 1, 2014

Condom

A Type Of Rubber To Use When HavingSex To Protect Yourself

Girl:Did You Get The Condom For Tonight?
Boy:Yeah I Got It For Protection.

by CHEESECAKE 13 May 30, 2018

Condom belt

Its when a girl puts used condoms on leg or belly using a string or thead like a belt. It's kind of an erotic act, sometimes part of a BDSM.

I'd love my girl to make and use a condom belt.

by Anon_69/420 September 20, 2024