Mentos Diet Coke Magic

When you're having sex with a girl doggystyle and right when you're about to finish you grab a diet coke bottle in each hand, you open them up and stick a mentos in each, and as they blow, you stick one in her ass and give her an enema while you finish on her back and stick the other between your legs as it explodes right in her face like Old Faithful.

I was banging Shirley doggystyle last night, and she was complaining she was constipated, so I pepped her bowels right up with some Mentos Diet Coke Magic!

by WaxyDouglass June 26, 2010

diet coke

A bastardised decaffinated and low joule version of the best soft drink in the universe.

Can also be used as an insult:

"You are the diet coke of evil" - Mike Myers, Austin Powers.

"You diet coke sir, taste like ass"

by Lucifer February 26, 2005

Liquid Coke

While recieving oral intercource, the act of ejaculating into your partners nose.

Kyle was getting awesome head by Jaqualine and he blew a big load of Liquid Coke all up in her nostril.

by JustinElderado April 12, 2010

Diet Coke

The diet version of a carbonated soft drink made by Coca-cola (formerly known as Coke)
Although not yet proven, many doctors feel that some of the sugar substitutes may cause cancer
hence, the commonly used term "cancer in a bottle"

"Doctor, why has my husband gotten cancer??"

"I'm sorry Jane, it appears that he has recently been drinking Diet Coke"

by defiler19 April 11, 2010

Kalamazoo Coke Whore

When male is about to bust his nut, he removes penis from hole and places tip up nose. Once tip is up the nose and nut has occurred, the famale snorts the cum up her nose like a like of coke...

Man when i gave that girl a kalamazoo coke whore last night she snorted a 8ball of my cum.

by Timmy, Bizzle and Cookie March 15, 2009

Cheese Coke

The layer of cheese that covers your fingertips after eating any cheese flavored tortilla/potato chip.

Occasionaly snorted by a Cheese Head.

Steve: you see that cheese head?

Roman: yeah lets get away from him.

Steve:Why?

Roman:I still got cheese coke on my fingers from those doritos i ate earlier.

by InsertCleverNameHereBitch October 6, 2012

secondhand coke

N. - When people who are in the same room as people snorting cocaine act like they've snorted cocaine.

T - Hey Chris, those people are snorting cocaine.
C - Don't stand too close, you don't want to inhale any secondhand coke.
T - I have a lot of energy.

C - Oh no, you've inhaled secondhand coke.

by teenpaleboy January 19, 2014