Captain Pissgums

The leader of the "pervert pirates" in S. Clay Wilson's comix.

Captain Pissgums had an immense knurled rod.

by octopod November 23, 2003

Tugboat Captain

A guy who videotapes himself masturbating and posts the video online with the hope of making a living on monthly subscription fees.

Eddie never did like being in sales, so he gave it all up and started life anew as a Tugboat Captain.

by Grimache March 29, 2009

captain morgans rum

spiced rum that will make you do fucked up things.

once me, and kaitlyn drank a 2 bottles of captain morgans rum.and I passed out. When I woke up I was laying on this random dudes stomach with my clothes on humping him and kaitlyn.I'll never drink that shit again.

by sarahandkaitlyn August 19, 2008

Captain Neptune

This is the process in which a man takes a round fishbowl, places it over his partner's head, drops a fucking fat ass shit on the fishbowl, and then smashes the bowl over her head with a brick.

Damn, that captain neptune i gave your sister last night was exellent.

by Colin L. May 19, 2003

capitalistocracy

Any form of government that is controlled by high level bankers and or corporate conglomerates. Either known or unknown by the general public!

The state of the US government today!!!!!

i.e. We do not live in a democracy, we live in a capitalistocracy!

by Sean Hathaway June 15, 2007

Capital University

Capital University is best described as one of the best private colleges in Ohio. The parties are amazing, the people are awesome, and the classes are great. I think that the frats KSU and DTU are pretty tight with a good party almost every week!!

Capital University is one of the best places in Ohio to further enhance ones education level.

by Jerry 19 January 26, 2009

capitate

to receive head, rather than loose it
see blow job

During my break from work, I was capitated by the cashier with the lazy eye.

During my break from work, I was capitated by the cashier with the lazy eye.

by Adrock March 7, 2004