Capibaras

Me and my friend love capibaras

Me:hey
Her: capibaras capibara capibara
Me: what is that
Her: it’s an animal and so cute

by Baddestpurreva February 9, 2023

capicua

When you have a domino that can make the domino row go either way

Dad 1: What are you gonna put down.
Dominican dad: Capicua
Dad 2: ayy por que

by NitoBoss16 February 14, 2023

capitalism

a joke

capitalism is a joke.. what else do you need to know

by argdsbnhhgdsfmjgfnxcv bn February 21, 2023

Caping

Fucking someone in a Superman position

“Do you wanna try the caping position tonight baby?”
“FUCK YEAH!! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU POUND ME IN THE CAPING POSITION, ADDING 12 INCHES TO MY HEIGHT”

by uterusnumberone February 26, 2023

Capitalism

The problem with it is that the bureaucracy is an apathetic floodgate against the perpetual need of the populous rather than expedient service providing system. The same with the Healthcare system.

Hym "Ok, to use that as an example is so intellectually dishonest. 'If we give poor people money they'll end up coked out in a ditch' The people who are doing that are already going to do that. You just demolished your own argument with Ben's gun control argument. 'We can't ban guns because bad people will get guns anyway'. The people who would be junkies are already junkies. So, nobody gets any money just because some people will use the money for evil!? I might need money to not die one day! Now replace the word money... with the word gun... Here- I'll just do it for you. 'So, nobody gets any guns just because some people will us the money for evil!? I might need guns to not die one day!' See that? It may be primitive but at least it's not self-defeating. How much did they give to elon in carbon credits? Is it more than 3 billion?

It's bad for people to shoot the government's (The people's) money into their arms but the greatest thing ever when they shoot it into space? So, no, that's not a reason to NOT redistribute wealth to the bottom of the hierarchy. Yes the money is already being redistributed BUT where is it being redistributed to a place that it SHOULDN'T BE? (See the through-line there?) That's the core issue here. Does elon need it more than any random poor person? To NOT GO BANKRUPT? Yes... Yes, absolutely... In general? No. I also don't think that the redistribution need to come from the government, but rather, the employers or from the employers by way of the government. If the government is giving you money (in any form) you should be paying it back to the people the government to the money from.... I forgot to use the word 'Capitalism'... Oops... Aw shit... Too many characters..."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2023

Capitate

The act of putting somebody's head on.

Jimmy lost his head so they had to capitate him.

by Peanut Bomb March 8, 2023

capitalism

Illicit profit and enrichment from the exploitation of the environment and forced labor.

I am against capitalism.

by WWW9999 March 13, 2023