Cabbage

Cocaine
Ass
Boobs
Bitches
Acid
Green
Ecstasy

Cabbage is where you take a head of green cabbage and freeze it. Then after its frozen you stick it up the bitches ass and grab their boobs at the same time and it gives you an orgasm. And when this happens to you then people call you a cabbage.

Treys bitch is now a cabbage

by TreyDogz___97 May 23, 2016

Cabbage Are Coleslaw

Cabbage Are Coleslaw

Cabbage Are Coleslaw

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Cabbage

The horrible remains of a flung or wiped booger on the men's room wall that seems to stare back at you while you take a piss.

"Damn dude I went and took a piss and there is fucking cabbage all over the wall."

by Funkbut March 14, 2010

Cabbage

So legendary that Puff Daddy only mildly compares

Bro that dance was so cabbage!!

by 615muzic March 31, 2020

Muff cabbage

It's a jersey thing

You're muff cabbage!

by Asian todd October 21, 2010

Cabbage

A cabbage is person that is simple or below average smarts

Simplest way to say it is retarded

Shut up u cabbage

by Clodagh may November 11, 2019

Cabbage patch

An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green

Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”

by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018