Cabbaging

When you take everything out of someones bag, turn it inside out, put everything back in and then zip it up. Usually also done to thing inside the bag like a pencil case. When this is turned inside out it is called Sprouting.

"I left my bag by the lunch hall i hope no-one has been cabbaging today..."
Dude one: Oh No my bags been cabbaged! I'm gonna have to carry it to class like this and sort it out then or i'll be late!
Dude Two: Yeh and everyone will take the piss as you go along the corridor!

by alex thorpe January 3, 2008

cabbagepoo

when someone contracts a stinker and a reeky oder of cabbage emits and offen cabbige contracted itselft therefore knows as cabbagepoo

man1:hey have can u smell that soggy cabbage

man2:i think jessica humphrey has done a cabbagepoo it hum dings

by stinkyporkpie February 5, 2022

Bonkyhort Cabbagewank

When somebody wanks over a distorted image of benedict cumberbatch

oh dude, I did such a big Bonkyhort Cabbagewank last night

by TheOneWhoWantsItInTheBum November 21, 2017

carbage

(car+garbage)

an excessive amount of trash accumulated in one's motor vehicle.

"uh, you might want to get rid of all this carbage before you pick up your date tonight."

by madison7 August 11, 2006

carbageddon

1. The ingestion of so many carbohydrates that it might signify the end of the world.

2. Any place that primarily serves carbohydrates and would signify the end of any low-carb diet.

Bob took me to Panera Bread the other night...it was pure carbageddon.

Dude, you ate that whole plate of spaghetti AND the garlic bread AND that pie? I prophesize carbageddon for you, my friend.

by chasingariel September 10, 2011

cabbagggie

containing cabage or cabage like such as cole slaw

man that cabbagggie stuff at lunch yesterday sucked

by Dima and Madison February 4, 2005

getting cabbaged

being tormented in your own home by a cabbage or similarly smelly object left in a hidden place by a visitor ALSO having your residence overpowered by the stench of your neighbors' cooking of malodorous foods

Friend: "Should we go back to your place to play cards?"
Victim: "Nah. I was getting cabbaged there this morning, so let's just go to the bar."

by uncleburton January 24, 2012