Brandon Jennings

An overrated point guard who is nothing but a chucker. Some believe he had a better season than Tyreke Evans and Stephon Curry but they failed to look at Jennings shooting percentage. He is a below average basketball player from Compton Italy and should go back home and play in the Euroleague.

If you miss a lot of shots in a basketball game you pulled a Brandon Jennings.

by everyone>jennings December 22, 2010

brandon

to get your ass kicked in a very pathetic way. Usually the ass kicker is on a sports team, so the ass kicking is publicized in a huge way.

Damn, he got Brandoned! Everyone will be hearing of this by Monday!

by escucha me April 24, 2008

brandon

a man with a bad taste in mexican women, women in which have more chest and facial hair than him

watch out is a brandon

by aleck January 31, 2008

brandon hurst

a great guy. hot and loves to party. has huge muscles. loves coke when he is high. everyone is dtf when they see this guy.

Brandon Hurst why are you doing coke while high. Oh it doesnt matter because you are so sexy and i want to have sex with you.

by yummmmmmmm July 3, 2012

Brandon

Not smart as fuck very retarded watch Pornhub

Brandon you are the the fuck tard I luv. <3

by Brandon Rus September 12, 2016

brandon’s mom

cunt

“I wouldn’t want to be brandon’s mom, because she is very gay, and i’m not gay.”

by christian pryor likes children February 15, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is the most perfect and amazing human bean you’ll ever come across in life. Constantly making you feel loved and appreciated, he is so kind and loving, so smart and funny, so determined for the things he loves most and will go lengths for people he cares about. He will notice the things you do and make you feel appreciated and that your efforts are noticed and shows how grateful he is for that. He will write long, sappy messages and make your day and will always be there when you need him. He is so funny you will double over in pain and laugh with tears, he has multiple different laughs that’ll leave you in stitches with each one. He will make you feel like anything can be possible when you love someone so much. He can be so romantic and sappy it’s amazing, can also be a hilarious Dickhead and you’ll love him for those two sides of him, he is the perfect combination of everything, funny, kind, genuine, caring, loving, understanding, supportive, sappy, romantic and just overall perfection in a human bean!

Brandon<3 is a perfect bean
“I love you Brandon” ~Turtle

by Willow>~< July 25, 2019