Mediocre Blonde 

non descript fairly good looking blonde with absolutely no brains or personality at all. Usually of the middle to upper classes, studying sports science at uni. Has matted bleached blonde hair, shops in jacks wills and wears leggings ugg boots and gillets.

Urgghhh look at that bunch of mediocre blondes

Mediocre Blonde by The Beakster July 17, 2009

Face Blondeness 

Similar to face blindness, but for those who don't actually have the disease but just suck at recognising faces alone.

Danii Conker Okonkwo dude I go to your school
9 minutes ago · Like
Charlie Jimi Everett Loooool
9 minutes ago · Like
Jacob Bartlett i don't know everyone in my school, i barely know everyone in my year, allow.
7 minutes ago · Like · 1 person
Jacob Bartlett when you grow up the same thing will happen to you; and youll remember this and facepalm.
3 minutes ago · Like
Danii Conker Okonkwo wth. How can you not know eveyone in your year! I know everyone in my year
2 minutes ago · Like
Jacob Bartlett barely ≠ don't
and allow the face blondeness

Face Blondeness by Jables1234 October 16, 2010

Nordic Blondes 

grey hair

It's time to dye my nordic blondes.

Nordic Blondes by Lardcore June 19, 2011

Tall blonde

Someone who overpowers everyone but secretly as weak as they come inside

Short blonde “your so tall”
Tall blonde “and your so short”
Tall blonde inside -😖🥺

Tall blonde by Magicmustard October 20, 2019

Republican Blonde 

The shade of blonde that Republicans have that is just different than liberal blonde. When you see a blonde republican person, you can tell that it is bleached in a southern small town. I will not elaborate

I want to be blonde, but I’m afraid it will turn out Republican Blonde

Republican Blonde by mysterybitch222 July 3, 2021

Kiss a blonde month 

The month of November you must kiss a blonde everyday

its kiss a blonde month man !

Kiss a blonde month by bshah October 23, 2019

Blonded 

When two blondes first meet becoming best friends creating an immediate bond.

Blonde #1, "Did we just become best friends?!". Blonde 2 replies, "Yes!!! We're blonded!!"

Blonded by Kesikat April 14, 2017