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Muffler Beard

A failure of a beard....kinda looks like a scarf on the guys neck...very very unattractive
"ew look at him with his muffler beard"
by oh.my. February 5, 2010
mugGet the Muffler Beardmug.

Beard Boxer

A girl with a bush that sleeps with women.
She doesn't like men, she's a beard boxer.
by Gordy W. September 5, 2023
mugGet the Beard Boxermug.

beard marriage

A marriage in which a woman marries a gay man to provide a cover for his homosexuality
Trent: oh yeah i love my wife aha aha

brian: 100% in a beard marriage bro
carl: yeah sad that it needs to exist tho
brian: on jah brother
by streamcatvideosonline February 19, 2022
mugGet the beard marriagemug.

beard smacker

When a man who has never groomed his genital hair jacks off.
Godamnit, our 40yr. old virgin of a son is such a beard smacker.
by EafFish18 August 6, 2017
mugGet the beard smackermug.

race beard

Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized racial identity (e.g. BIPoC), in order to credibly discuss race issues as a white person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (see queer beard).
That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about racy topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a race beard...
by secretuser420 April 2, 2020
mugGet the race beardmug.

bic and beard

When you use a razor to shave your head but leave your beard full.
Looking mean dude.. bic and beard is such a badass look on you!
by Ros Bif Sangich May 4, 2018
mugGet the bic and beardmug.

Bearded git

A completely ignorant, childish person with no manners and a beard.
by Bearded git August 22, 2022
mugGet the Bearded gitmug.

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