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Morristown-Beard

aka snowbeard
Rich preppy kids whos parents pay $25,000 a year to buy their way into a good college. The boys sport lacoste polos with popped collars (collars down are for poor people) khakies, oaklys, north face, reefs and drive around in Mercedes and Range Rovers. The girls have so much Tiffanys hanging all over them they could open a store. She too will be wearing the shortest skirt she can find, lacoste with a popped collar also, birks or reefs, and talk with the worst Jersey accent ever driving in the Lexus SUV that Daddy bought her. Mobeard kids enjoy hanging in the ghetto and blasting rap music that they have no idea what it means. However, they also hold up their lighters and get stoned to Phish. Ditching class to catch sun on the quad results in a Saturday detention that everyone goes hung over to. For some reason they are all obsessed with Cluck U. Weekends are spent partying at someones house and crashing there for the night. Teachers, beware, dont give students attitudes or there surely will be a phone call from the parents waiting for you the next day.
Morristown Beard kids... the true definition of rich, preppy, suburbanites.
by snowbearder April 28, 2005
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throat beard

1. Fancy facial hair grown only on one's throat
2. What to grow when you lose a bet
1. Whoa! Look at that chick with a throat beard!
2. Man, the Lions lost again. Guess I'll have to grow a throat beard.
by Lamar69 August 8, 2006
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Special Beam Cannon

special beam cannon = fingering. when piccolo does it he sticks two fingers on his forehead, similar to the way you would use them when pleasuring a girl.
dude, I special beam cannon'd emily. dont tell anyone though. wanna smell my fingers?
by BroderdickStadden April 2, 2007
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wizard's beard

1. A man's beard consisting of the softest, fluffiest and whitest human hairs imaginable. Usually found on an elderly man's chin. Softer than a hamster. Requires of you to feel the hairs in a friendly way. In fantasy settings usually only Wizards have these types of beards, hence the name. Chinese people can grow these kinds of beards too, although the chin hairs grow 256x faster than the cheeks or sideburns. Incredibly rare in Atheist and to a lesser extent rare in Christian parts of the world. Other religions are more beard-friendly resulting in a greater chance of finding a man with a wizard's beard.

2. Can also refer to an incredibly bushy amount of pubic hairs. You can also find crotch crickets here on occasion.
1. Fu Manchu has such a nice wizard's beard. I just want to run my fingers through it and cuddle him.
1. Saruman II was cuddled and hugged by Ivan V in Imperial Russia and his wizard's beard was felt.

2. Last night my schlong got tangled in Roxanne's wizard's beard.
2. Yassin's wizard's beard has too much semen dried up in it. He should wash it or else he'll have crabs.
by Braveheart's thirst for blood February 7, 2007
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O-BEAM

The drink created by two laxers who were bored in spanish class, the drink contains Orange Cream Soda & Vodka mixed. You can also freeze the cream soda and ask for O-BEAM ON THE ROCKS. The word o-beam comes from o in orange and BEAM which is the combination of the creators two names, Brian aka BJ and Tim aka Timmay
" dude its hot as balls out, what do you want to drink?"
"Hook me up with some O-Beam on the rocks baby"
"oooo yeaaa"
by BJLAX69 April 21, 2008
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Beadnell

A beadnell loves dragons on his face.
by Josh Elmo May 10, 2017
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High Beams

When one hotboxes their room to such a degree that rays of light are visible from the window.
Me and Ryan smoked so much yesterday that we saw high beams.
by TheWhiteOG November 12, 2019
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