Anal Beads

Beads that you insert in your asshole and pull out like a lawn mower and pull your intestines out.

Did you hear about his brother? He died from inserting anal beads and pulling out like a lawnmower.

by Oscar Murphy July 26, 2016

ian brady

a petty scottish killer who will, almost indefinitely, stab you with a spork if you breathe in his direction. ’ian brady’ is commonly mistaken for the word ’diva’.

oh my god, that girl is being a REAL ’ian brady’ right now.

by rebdoomr June 6, 2018

nice beads

A phrase to roast someone (normally said to someone who is wearing puka shells or a beaded necklace) who is annoying.
OR
A phrase that can be said in replacement of words like ‘cool’ or ‘awesome’ in response to someone/something.

Garrett has nice beads

Giorgio had nice beads, but then he hooked up with C.G #yikes

Marcus will never have nice beads because he’s a fucking yogurt eater #nastyfuck

by swagshmoneyyolo69 January 6, 2019

Tom Brady

When you kiss a nigga on the lips

Hell nah. I heard you Tom Brady niggas

by kanashi February 4, 2019

Tom Brady

A literal absolute Chad. He makes all men question their sexuality. And the only two names you should name your child

Tom: Did you see Tom Brady last night?
Brady: What a man! A Greek god!

by SuperDuperCoolBoy June 18, 2020

dirty brady P

when someone is having gay sex and uses a glass bottle as a dildo and it breaks.

bro, yesturday i was fucking that one guy and i did a “dirty Brady P” on accident

by anonymous September 22, 2020

Harley beardy

Sammy bowlers long term lover

'I love sammy' - said harley beardy

by Unchartedreaver564 November 24, 2021