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Bottle Blonde

A woman who dyes her hair blonde and thinks guys are stupid enough to think its real.

Here is a easy way to tell a real blond from fake: Look at the eyebrows!

WARNING!!! Avoid bottle blonds because if you last more than 10 years with them there hair will fall out from peroxide poisoning!
Wow nice blonde hair, only problem, you have brown eyebrows!

Stupid bottle blonde
by TomTheHoff June 20, 2009
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Blotter

A blond otter. A lean and furry younger gay gentleman with flaxen hair on his head and body.
I want to make out with that blotter in the corner!
by AnnyongBluth February 1, 2010
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bottle toke

A method of smoking hashish using a bottle and cigarette; popular in Ontario and other parts of Canada.
The hashish is divided into tiny (5mm in diameter, give or take) "bots" or "BTs", placed (or picked-up) by the heater of a cigarette and placed inside a bottle to be cooked and consumed. The bottle is usually a beer bottle with a hole created at the base to insert the cigarette. The mouth of the bottle is left open and the bottle is held at a 45 degree angle, letting the lighter tobacco smoke escape out the top while the heavier hashish smoke falls to the bottom. Cook time varies -- the stream of the white-coloured hashish smoke is much denser than the blueish tobacco smoke; pull out cigarette when hashish smoke has finished.
by gravyface February 24, 2005
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Bottled Gravy

Cum kept on Tap - your man-gravy, bottled in your love-nuts.
ooohhhh..that Jimmy Smits wanted a fresh drop of my Bottled Gravy - mmmm, NYPD Blew!!!!
by Robert J. Melrose May 21, 2003
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botten

used to describe something as chill, cool, or vibing and can also be used in the verb form.
"hey my parents aren't home I think I might have some kids over tonight" "thats botten dude"

"are we botten tonight?" "yeah let's go to my house"

"dude that girl is so botten, I'm going to hit her up"
by postintonight June 15, 2018
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hit the bottle

To acquire and drink alcohol, usually beer.
"My wife divorced me 'cause I wasn't making enough money. I was all depressed........yeah yeah, I know. I hit the bottle after all that shit. Who wouldn't!?"
by Dave May 15, 2004
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Gay Bottle

A game similar to Tag or Tiggy. Sometimes called Gay stick or even gay ball depending upon the items being used. Played primarily in the North East of England, Gay Bottle is a game in which a discarded bottle is kicked at someone and the words: "Gay Bottle!" are shouted, indicating that the game has started and that anyone being touched or hit by the bottle is "gay"
he's been hit by the Gay Bottle, he must be a queer.
by moore1989 November 7, 2006
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