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Basic Bitch

The symptoms of basic bitch as defined by the American Medical Association

One who exhibits basic bitch has acquired these characteristics from association with a group of bitches. Also known as transference bitch characteristics.

Often these bitches are predatory opportunists. Sucking men dry of money, possessions, humor, and emotions.

There is no cure for basic bitch. A good regular ass banging is highly recommended and encouraged as a means of alleviating the height of basic bitchness.

See also basic bitch syndrome.
Dr: “we have the results. As I diagnosed. You have basic bitch and your husband has contracted this from you”

Husband: “what can I do?”

Dr: “ass bang her at least 3-5 times per week. More often if that seems to help”

Bitch: “but I can’t take any Dick in my ass that is over the size of a dime”

Dr: “whatever. It won’t kill you to take a high hard one. Your bitchness levels, you won’t feel much.”
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basic bitch

you a basic bitch if you are being a sarcastic little shit named Duncan, and you call your main home girl 13. you a basic bitch if you sit in your neighbors car and eat their gum then get tired of said gum and stick it on their steering wheel while you fuck with all their mirrors. You a basic bitch Duncan.
"Because some librarian is going to see you as threatening, a little 13 year old with blue hair"

"you a basic bitch"
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Basic

Noun.
* a simple programming language.

B(eginner's) A(ll-purpose) S(ymbolic) I(nstruction) C(ode).

Human.
* One who once was proficient with the arts of sexual healing.
* Also one who is labeled a "weenie".
* Commonly associated by team member Beecicchi.
Hey, it's Basic!
That is so Basic of him.
Don't be like Basic now.
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Desiree and Taylor are at Starbucks! Oh they're just basic white girls
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