barth

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CHINCHILLA

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jesuschristalmighty omifuckingod hahahahahahahahh

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

barthy and his chinchillas

by tinkerbelll September 7, 2004

Bartle Doo

Used to say Hi or Hiya invented my Mumbles on youtube.

Me: Bartle Doo =)
Stranger: Hi

by bartlebabe June 16, 2013

Ronnie AKA Bartolomeu

Man capable of romancing any woman. Penis about 29" long. His alternate persona is Bartolomeu who is more interesting than the most interesting man in the world. He has sex 24/7 with women such as Rosa Acosta and Melanie Iglesias. In other words, Ronnie (Bartolomeu) is the sexiest man alive, Da ABSOLUTE BAWSE !

Bro, yesterday I ran into Ronnie AKA Bartolomeu? I'm not sure, but I think I'm gay now.

by Zeee BOSS August 16, 2011

bartch

7 foot spelling wonder, this animal is characteristic for looking like one goofy moe-fucka, singing Danke Schön like the bulgein Tom Jones pants, and torturing poor males with the thought that they will never get in her 46 length jeans.

also see Lemoges

"Move Bartch,
Get out the way,
Get the way Bartch,
Get out the way!"

by Bravizzl February 19, 2003

bartery

In a crowded bar, the walkway through the masses, collectively decided upon as the path from door to bathroom and back to one's friends.

There's a cholesterol-like stoppage of douche-bags clogging the bartery. I'm not going to be able to take a leak for an hour.

by The Gang of Four May 22, 2006

Johann Bartendel

Possibly the greatest man who ever lived, a revolutionary, warrior poet, musical prodigy, inventor, artist, guitar luthier and master craftsman, layer of all women fine.

"You're no Johann Bartendel, you sad little bastard"

"Upon hearing his very name, the body forces itself into a bow, and must cry out in worship"

by Erikk "Gee-willikers" MacKenzie August 6, 2006

Keenan Bartlett

A burly black man with dat ghetto steez. 802 fo life niggs

When a keenan bartlett walks by, shit gets real

by puter pirate11 December 16, 2011