growl at the badger

A word used to describe the act of performing oral sex upon a female.

"what the fuck did you do last night dave!?"
"I scored a babe, pulled her pants down and had a growl at the badger!"

by manwhoknowsalotaboutvaginas May 1, 2008

Badger

A woodland creature that, while you sleep off a night of imbibing intoxcating spirits, will kick you in the stomach, spit on your face and rape the inside of your head

ALSO

A general purpose noun (or verb) that can replace any similar word

Steve - Mate, you look awful - heavy night?
John - *Groan* Fucking badger got me


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Steve - Could you pass me that badger?
Jonh - Badger it yourself

by B@tty December 24, 2008

Badger Stripe

Ejaculaion up someones back resulting in a stripe just like a badger.

Paris Hilton has probably had lots of badger stripes.

by DrJogalog March 16, 2009

Bagel Fucker

(-noun) Someone who lives at home playing video games (eg: World of Warcraft, Call of Duty, Final Fantasy) and has nothing better to do than spread cream cheese on a warm bagel, and fuck it.

My boss is such a 'Bagel Fucker'!

by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 23, 2010

bagel face

the name for a face (typically that of a woman) that would look better covered in cream cheese.

Yeah, but she def has a bagel face.

by ezra1001 April 15, 2011

salmon bagel

a really white girls vagina, thats bright red and looks like a bagel with salmon, or in jew language, lox

oh god cindy is going commando, and i looked and there was a total salmon bagel under there!

by devonenjoysalmon January 28, 2009

Whore Bagel

Nasty bitches, usually REALLY fat, ugly, stupid, and all around a burden to society. They vary from loud obnoxious red-headed firecrotch teases, to greasy tan multi-colored haired homewreckers. They have the tendency to do things like snorting every time they laugh to get attention, or crying over everything because they want to make people turn against the person they're making look bad.

Whore Bagel: Kelly Cooney, Megan Alexopolous.

by CKAMWB April 4, 2010