Alabama Wine Cooler

When a man pees inside a woman's pussy. This sex act is said to have originated in Cloverdale, Alabama. It is the ugly step-cousin to a golden shower.

Karen said Bryan pulled out his giant penis on their first date, proceeded to pee in her pussy, then hollered "Ooh wee!! Damn straight if I didn't just pour myself an Alabama wine cooler!!".

by Pollyesther70 September 2, 2019

Alabama Sharpie

Trying to trick other people into believing an alternate truth.

I saw on Facebook that he was out with another girl but he pulled out an Alabama Sharpie

President Trump accidentally named the wrong state, then he tried to pull an Alabama Sharpie.

by Beautybind September 8, 2019

Alabama lockdown

An Alabama lockdown is when people who are related lock themselves in a room and masturbate together

Omg Ronnie and his mom Alabama lockdowned

by Mrchubby sir December 16, 2019

Alabama Lasso

When you are about to cum on a girl, so you grab your dick and twirl it around like a lasso as you cum on her. It’s very messy.

“Ah hey man I gave your mom an Alabama Lasso last night” “ FUCK YOU BRO”

by McLovin81707 January 12, 2020

Alabama Surfing

The action of riding your cousin in a bathtub or water bed .

My cousin Stacey wanted to go surfing but, i was horny, so we went Alabama surfing

by Yeetdadyy February 14, 2020

Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey

The Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey is the act of fucking a cooked turkey, cumming inside of the turkey, and then feeding the turkey to your family on Thanksgiving.

Person: I gave my family an Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey and they fucking loved it!

by Vishy69 February 28, 2020

Alabama Kickin Chicken

When you take raw chicken skin and put hot sauce on it and masturbate with it around your penis.

I didnt get any last night so I decided I would please myself with some Alabama Kickin Chicken.

by Smitty Brothers March 1, 2020