Dude, I was was shredding the other day and a Karen just lit into me. I felt like a Karen Rod with my board. Lame yo!
by MarcoManchego February 23, 2023
A catboy but in denial. Probably like mens but who knows? Loves crimes and terroizing Lyric aka Animallover24678
by Animallover24678 October 26, 2022
by ;()()()() December 25, 2017
1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.
by PhallusDestructus June 03, 2021
by BillSchmaggle March 21, 2018
A penis that, though it may aesthetically pleasing, falls short of it's intended use. A nice, big, perfect dick that is governed by a man who is so incredibly useless that it is never allowed to reach anywhere near Its potential effective use thus rendering it a beautiful tragedy. Like a hot nun or nipples on a man.
"He couldn't make me cum even after 2 and a half hours of fucking".
"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."
"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."
by BrokenKing February 19, 2021
When the male counterpart partakes in the act of using his rod and his definition of what he thinks is a safe speed at which to introduce the fiercest of throat fucks to his female partner.
Dude, I was throttle rodding Lucy’s throat for the very first time, and she gave me the signal for light speed after just a few strokes!
by Harry criteriums October 13, 2022