dusty puddles

a dog...a godly dog, something about her, she looks like she is absolutely zooted out of her fucking mind but none the less she is, ✨beautiful✨

“hey mikayla scruffy is old as fuck will you ever get a new dog??”

“we have located her, she is getting dusty in a puddle, she is. dusty puddles”

by ifeelsafeinmybuckles October 21, 2020

Dusty Mudslide

The act of having intercourse with a woman 60 or older that hasn’t had sex in at least 5 years while using feces as lubrication

Dude, last week I was with Brandon’s grandma Sharon, and she pulled me into her room and told me to give her a dusty mudslide

by Unidentifiable system user September 14, 2018

dusty dodge ram

It's when you are a dusty old dude 30 years or older. That drives a dodge that is barely running and rams little girls and dodge the fathers.

I love doing a dusty dodge ram on the holidays to get off.

by Thatregionboy219 October 3, 2017

Dusty Tiger

Pegging a friend as they are going through a binder of Pokemon or Magic cards.

I gave Marty Jr a Dusty Tiger in his mom's basement last night. Went to the torny then, he played like a champ.

by FeralGoose August 15, 2023

Dusty

Dusty Bredda - James Dent

Your're A Dusty Bredda

by anonymous February 27, 2021

Dusty goated

The best

That Monster is dusty goated

by DustyGoated July 26, 2022

Dusty Tornado

The act of putting cocaine on your ass and farting in your partners face.

Last night i gave her a Dusty Tornado

by fuck_bees June 25, 2017