big up yourself 

Inflate your own ego by lying

"Why do you have to big up yourself about your position at McD's?"

big up yourself by Terra October 17, 2003

Couples skating by yourself 

To leave one's partner at a social event, usually due to excessive bitchyness. Derived from loners that would cirle the skating rink floor by themselves during a "couples skate"

I was at the party with my girl, she started giving me shit. I told her "if you don't shut up, you will be couples skating by yourself"

Couples skating by yourself by GPhunk December 29, 2007

you played yourself 

Got yourself exited for nothing

"Aye man there is 7 cats in that car"
*they look*
"Man you played yourself

you played yourself by Fagass69 October 4, 2016

VOC yourself 

VOC can be used as a synonym for fuck, said in the fragment "VOC yourself", meaning "Go fuck yourself" :P

Nostrum, go VOC yourself.

VOC yourself by Durion January 29, 2004

proving yourself 

ignoring a bitch that sweats you

Matt was proving himself in front of his friends

Pat proves himself much to Mary's dismay

proving yourself by Jay Ceresia July 23, 2004

clutch yourself 

when your used to driving a 5 or 6 speed and you drive your friends automatic, and you go to push the clutch in and you press the brake, which makes the car jerk.

"man on the way home i made my self look like a retard, it sucks when you clutch yourself like 3 times."

clutch yourself by darkness06 March 24, 2007

Destroy Yourself 

To masturbate furiously for a extended amount of time. This often leads to chafing, bleeding, and swelling of the testicles.

Destroy Yourself: Kevin Destroys himself for hours on end.

Destroy Yourself by Haha you lil bastard July 8, 2010