Wanking wizard

Somebody who is so good at masturbating that the can cum whenever they wish, weather it be later or sooner

You wanking wizard you, you always have time for a quick one.

by Blumchuck January 12, 2015

Dissapering wizard

When you get so repulsed by someone or something that your penis gets forced up and out of your groin so as to displace itself at least 400 miles away; as if it were a wizard from Harry Potter apparating.

Harry Potter: Last night was awful, Ron.
Ronald Weasley: Why? What happened?
Harry Potter: Moaning Myrtle showed up while I was in the restroom, and I got a serious case of the dissapering wizard.

by Ronald Bringus Ph.D. October 26, 2015

Skullfuck Wizard 9000

Evil wizard. Created by Hal 9000 to be his sex slave and chess companion. Masturbate daily to avoid encountering. Recently made America's most wanted list and became a finalist on America's Next Top Model (of Fuck Wizards).

Skullfuck Wizard 9000 is a particularly evil model of the 9000 series of Fuck Wizards.

Me: I love you, Skull Fuck Wizard 9000.
Skullfuck Wizard 9000: I know.

by Fart Prince November 20, 2015

Mental wizard

When a person thinks they have a clue but actually have no clue at all...

Everytime i tell her a joke , i have to explain it to her. She is such a mental wizard

by LS1power July 25, 2016

slippery wizzard

While having sex with your girl have her face the window and then have your best bud come from the closet while you run outside and wave at her

Dude last night me and Mike gave Tina the slippery wizzard

by Jsin the klown December 1, 2016

Fringe Wizzle

Fringe Wizzles often do some bullshit mainly for their own benefit. Selfish wizzles that do not care about anyone.

Fringe Wizzles are selfish

by HTS Wizzles November 15, 2018

red wizard hat

Something impossible to find on the internet.

"Lets go buy a red wizard hat."
"Nah, it doesn't exist."

by ThePeoplesWebsite January 9, 2019