International tickle week

Tickle weak from 23.05 till 30.05 all over the world

Hey look, its international tickle week tomorrow

by Ticklem0nster69 May 23, 2022

3F Furry week

A conglomeration and equalization of the many Beat a furry, and Hug a furry days

3F stands for:
Fight - to attack furries
Flirt - to care for furries
Flight - to run

From November 27 to December 4 You may either beat or hug a furry, though there will be consequences.
If you are to beat a furry/furries, you MUST hug that furry/furries as soon as midnight strikes, the more you attack the furries the longer you will have to hug them.
But, if you are to only hug furries, you WILL become a viable target and other non-furries shall now be allowed to beat you too, you may fight back, but you will probably be overpowered.
If you do not want to suffer any of these consequences, you have the option to simply run away and not participate for the whole week.

A: Why did you buy a hazmat suit?
B: Because it's nearly 3F FURRY WEEK! And I do not want to interact with those people.
A: Oh.

by Certified by Normies April 12, 2023

century week

a week which feels like it has dragged on for a hundred years

"The west is still on fire, RBG died, our constitutional crisis deepened, the death toll from COVID-19 topped 200,000, and no one was charged for shooting Breonna Taylor and letting her die -- this was a century week, dragging on for what felt like 100 years."

by Plain Plane Jane September 25, 2020

Mid-week Camper

A person that only gets half the job done in every facet of their lives- not dependable, untrustworthy, slick and sleazy water cooler guys!! Hoping to catch a pretty girls eyes. Thing about the weekend on Tuesday- likely to be I’ll on Wednesday as they head down the coast to drink tea in their one person caravan.

Yeah I know Ray on level three- such a fucking ‘mid-week camper’!!

by Raymond Wailing August 5, 2022

national send nudes week

April 16-22 is the week you send nudes to someone want to surp

Surprise is the national week of send nudes. Have a nice national send nudes week

by Sned nudes be nice May 28, 2018

fender bender week

A fender bender typically refers to a minor car crash on a bend. A bender is a streak of alcohol or drug use. Fender bender week is a minor crash of daily alcohol consumption with the alcohol starting with the day of the week typically in the last week before a holiday.

friend 1: why are you drinking, its a work night?
friend 2: its tequila Tuesday!!

friend 1: tequila what?
friend 2: fender bender week!! the holidays start next week.

by alcoholic 987 June 20, 2023

Safety Week

A period of time, usually a week, that is used when "taking a break" from ones relationship in order to hook up with some other partner. Used in conjunction with a semi-truth or lie about why said break is needed, the safety week adds a period of time to the "initial break" to serve the purpose of appearing like the break was actually needed, and not thought up for the pleasure of "cheating".

How are you and Sarah doing?

-Ok, i wanna hook up with my friend over summer vacation so I'm gonna tell Sarah I need a break and then get with that other chick.

Won't it seem suspicious that you want to get back with Sarah RIGHT after you get back from vacation? You should use a safety week or two.

by Bumble-Puppy June 22, 2011