Just your typical average fucking douche. He is such a penis wipe that he sucks all the nut off your dicks. Also known as a pussy towelette.
by Shlomo Jesus May 10, 2019
Get the Penis Wipemug. A degrading sexual act where the female lays on the bed and sticks her tongue out flat and the male drags his butthole across her tongue, in a similar motion to a dog dragging its butt across the ground.
by Hard R 66198 June 15, 2023
Get the Alabama Wet Wipemug. by BboiSnakeSauce February 8, 2024
Get the Wipe yo ass wid itmug. When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)
by Suburban Urbanite August 30, 2020
Get the Wiping the crayonmug. The act of wiping the one's own anus while positioned on the seat of a toilet at the precise time of which video technology is being received by the individual via any of the five currently known senses (or any possible other sense not yet discovered/realized/invented by human kind) all while consciously inhibited by the chemical reaction produced in the brain of an individual by igniting the flowers' subatomic particles of the historically popular marijuana plant.
"Johnny! Take out the trash please." Said Johnny's Mother.
"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"
"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"
by Jakylnpsa August 2, 2017
Get the wipe tubingmug. by Lasagnasupreme007 June 5, 2022
Get the Thats Wipemug. by Markram January 29, 2017
Get the clam wipemug.