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Waste of sperm

The verbal equivalent of a nuclear strike. A title reserved for people, objects, or situations so mind-rottingly pointless that their existence is proof Darwin sometimes takes a smoke break. Calling someone a “waste of sperm” basically says: you weren’t just a bad roll of the dice — you shouldn’t have left the sock.

It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.

Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.
“Homie just spent 45 minutes explaining his NFT portfolio… waste of sperm.”
by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 11, 2025
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waste statement

a phrase you wouldn't want to hear. This applies to phrases like " you're short of a dollar" in a supermarket when buying alcohol.
" waste statement, i have an umbrella at home" when stuck in a rainstorm..
by fah_Kardi January 31, 2014
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Wasting Everybody's Time

Are and have been. This has been a complete waste of time. It looks to me like you're doing a suicide pact. And like, if you do a suicide pact, the Jews just get genocided anyways. Heheheh, like, you're never going to let the Jews get genocided again... Unless everybody else dies with you- Hey! You sound like...
Hym "You ARE and HAVE BEEN wasting everybody's time. The sabotage is ramping up because that's the whole point (teams of 2 (like Hell's Paradise) to bypass the Anubis BTW). What are we going here guys? Nothing you are talking about is going to change anything because the people you are talking to are just telling themselves what they want to hear and then conveying that to you. Hurry it up. Quick like a bunny."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
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national wasted my time day

Oct. 12th is the day to post people who wasted your time!
girl: hey it's national wasted my time day!

boy: oh let me go post my ex girlfriend!
by kankei October 11, 2022
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Waste of Film

Totally trashed and not worthy of having your picture taken.
Man he is trashed, what aWaste of Film”.
by Coop1964 August 17, 2022
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nuke waste

Any sailor, officer or enlisted, who dropped out of the Nuclear Pipeline for any reason prior to qualification at prototype.
Have you seen Jason?
No, he's not coming back, he's a traitor to his people and Nuke Waste.
by ASMAG July 12, 2023
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loko wasted

Friend 1: I don't remember anything last night. Why do I have a black eye?

Friend 2: You were loko wasted and ran into a wall!
by lilmamisita May 6, 2011
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