twisted rolly

When your abortion fails, resulting to your dick having a natural twisted shape

Sam Barret: OMG DUDE.
Adrian: Whats the deelio dude?
Sam Barret: I Just found out i have a twisted rolly!
Adrian: OMG can i see it???
Sam Barret: Sure Adrian dude. Take your time, have fun with it
Adrian: Can i put it in my tight little bumhole?
Sam Barret: have fun with it. Just dont give me a poop noodle
Adrian:OOOH best thing eveeeeer?

by Tricolor959 January 13, 2015

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Hash twist

Noun

1. A Hashish and marijuana cigarette

You fuck boyed (Definition 8.) the blunt BURN... Let me Hash twist

by OhSoStoned March 07, 2012

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Twisted Pumpkin

The sexual act of orgasming inside your significant while they spin on your penis to simulate a twisting motion while both parties wear a pumpkin on their head.

Damn man i totally twisted pumpkined with my girl last night
Thats fucking disgusting

by belowavgweinerman September 10, 2021

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Christian Twist

hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop

That sick fucker thinks he's Jesus, gave himself a Christian Twist.

by arrbby June 30, 2011

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