90'S Toaster Strudel

The act of ejaculating into a VCR, inserting a VHS tape, and watching a full length feature film. Can only be done if the person who ejects the tape is unawares. Watching an entire film allows for the tape, and subsequently the ejaculate, to heat up. After the film ends the unsuspecting victim ejects the tape to reveal luke-warm frothy ejaculate on top of the tape and man-goo stretching from the VCR to the back of the tape as they pull it out. The goal however, is to have the victim pull out the tape to reveal a beautiful zig-zag jizz pattern on top of it. But much like with real toaster strudels the victim just gets the jizz all over their hands. No matter how hard you try to make it look like the commercials you always fuck it up. Common practice among Boomers.

Mark: Hey Kar...Karen! Let's watch Jurassic Park tonight.
Karen: Okay sweetie!
FILM ENDS
Mark: Hey Kar can you eject the tape my c6 and c7 are giving me trouble again tonight.
Karen: Sure honey.
Karen ejects the tape and gasps. The tape and her hands are now covered in Mark's jizz.
Karen: Oh Mark! Did you just 90's Toaster Strudel me! Oh not again sweety!

by bromatoesoup April 5, 2020

Tabby Tail Taster

One who enjoys licking their finger after accidentally touching the rear end of a cat.

Why did you lick your finger, you are a real Tabby Tail Taster!

by Crham February 14, 2021

The Santana twister

The Santana twister is we’re you insert your penis into a girl picks her up and spine her around the room.

I took her for a spring with my special technique The Santana twister

by L. O. L February 21, 2021

Halfway down the toaster

Halfway down the toaster is when you feel absolutely f*cking cooked or 'toasted'. Australian slang for hungover, depressed, tired, drunk, high, or just feel like shit.

Damo Jnr: "Fuuuuuuck me cunt, I am just halfway down the fucking toaster tonight"
Daxon: "So you don't want to hit up the RSL?"
Damo Jnr: "Fuck off you shitcunt, I just fucking told you I'm halfway down the toaster!"

by (mostly) aussie slang ; June 3, 2022

South african snow twister

When a partner puts a leaf blower next to a furnace while Cumming on the others face with it going everywhere

"I gave my girlfriend a south african snow twister last night"

by South african snow twister June 26, 2022

The Tongue Twister 9000

When a man(or women) gives a girl some bomb ass, sloppy head.

Me and my girl went out to eat last night. When we got home, I gave her the tongue twister 9000😏

by AstralLite January 10, 2023

Concord cock twister

The Concord Cock Twister is when a girl grabs your balls in one hand and your dick in the other and twists them so hard they turn the color of Concord grapes.

Yo Tony after that party last Saturday I went to Gretchen’s house and she concord cock twistered me for an hour. That shit hurt lowkey

by The Gruesome Knight October 31, 2023