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troll

Cannibalistic Ogre from mainly Scandinavian Folklore. Hairy, longnosed, brutish and Bug-eyed, they may also have multiple heads or horns. They come in all sizes, and either burst or turn to stone when sunlight hits them. They lurk in gloomy forests and dark caverns, and especially like to devour small children. However, they are usually pretty thick and can be outwitted with clever tricks.
The Females of the species are generally kinder and more intelligent, but still fairly hideous.

Gretir fought one.
Moomins are nice versions.
Gonks are sometimes called Trolls
Billy Goats Gruff are well known Troll Slayers.
To get past one guarding a bridge, just tell them someone grossly fat is waddling the same way about half a mile back. Gets em every time.
by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005
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Trump Trolled

1) When you have been trolled into believing or questioning that what you did was not a product of your actions.

2) When you have been trolled to the maximum; trolled beyond all recognition.

3) When you are trolled into doing something that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

4) When someone trolls you by contradicting their original statement, then argues the contradicted point for as long as possible, confusing you on their actual standpoint.
1) Guy 1: Yeah! I sniped that guy across the map!

Guy 2: Nope, that was my gun, and my bullet, so that kill was mine. You just held the gun in position as I pulled the trigger.

2) Guy 1: Obama is from Kenya, those papers are fake.

Guy 2: No way in hell! Those papers are real!

Guy 1: Nope, not happening, its fake.

Guy 2: You are retarded!

Guy 3: Relax man, he just Trump Trolled you.

3) Guy 1: Hey kid, wanna buy this quarter for a dollar?

Guy 2: No, that is dumb.

Guy 1: This quarter will be worth 7$ dollars next week.

Guy 2: Oh yeah, right, lemme buy it!

4) Guy 1: I hate halo!

Guy 2: Why? Your just a hater.

Guy 1: I hate Halo but Sargent Johnson didn't die.

Guy 2: What... How would you know... and he did die!

Guy 1: Nope, no way in hell, your wrong, he lived.

Guy 2: He died on the last mission, you see his memorial!

Guy 1: Nope, your wrong, you imagined all of that.

Guy 2: *Rage quits*
by HateFilledRage May 21, 2011
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Trolley

From Trolley Dash: Rhyming slang for "Gash" used in North Essex, To describe a females' genitals.
I pounded her for hours before blowing my beans up her trolley.
by ohwicked69 August 7, 2006
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Troll Burner

A female message board user that kisses up to trolls. This person thinks that no matter how inapropriate a comment made by a troll is, it is adorable and will viciously defend this person against other normal posters who may disagree with the trolls unkind words
Troll-a-thon51: Did you hear about that (racial slurr) that killed that stupid faggot? Now if he would only kill himself. By the way I like 13 year old girls

Bob: Dude, someone died. Show a little respect.

Vixen66: Leave him alone! You're so mean Bob! He's funny tee hee! He just has a really good sense of humor! I wish we could breed, Troll-a-thon! I love how you hate everyone

Bob: Go to Hell ,Troll burner.
by Mr. poo poo June 26, 2009
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Troll hole

Someone that thinks they are a funny trolly troll but all they do is play video games with 12 year-olds

Like a Butt hole but grosser

A stupid smelly boy

Big gross hairy poopy gaping hole
Jordan is a troll hole because he thinks he is clever when in reality he says stupid ass shit.
by SmellyCatmeow December 19, 2013
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Porn Troll

Someone who hangs out in their house all day doing nothing but watching porn...
The creepy ucle you have that has a blow up doll of Pam Anderson, and said persons computer is filled with viruses....he is a porn troll
by Greeneyleroy August 30, 2009
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barrel troll

The galvanization of two pieces of internet jargon (see: barrel roll, troll), a barrel troll is a video game centric troll.
"Fox, quick, be a barrel troll!"
by SirBlondie December 21, 2008
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