Twat taster

Usually a women but can also be a man that likes to suck on a pussy so furious that all of the females love juices leave her and end op on the chin of the pussy eater. Then they more on to the mext twat to taste again.

John ate my pussy so good that I swear it was like he was a lesbo in heat! He said that my juice/ cum tasted like it was gin! What a good twat taster he is! Then he ate out my sister too!

by Cum Junkie Walter November 15, 2005

toasterbread

Something that has been left in the toaster, such as a bagel, poptart, or (especially) toast. It was cooked, likely for the intent of eating, but was neglected for days for whatever reason. This is usually performed by siblings who have plenty of time to eat it, or parents, who keep their coffee in the microwave for days without drinking it. This could technically be considered toasterbread too.

Hey, who's toast is this? It's getting cold, dont you want it? (one week later) Nobody ate the toast... now it's toasterbread. -_-

by Toast... July 24, 2008

toastprophet

One surrounded by a holy aura of toast.

The ToastProphet ate some toast, which was... good... and... toastiness.

by Toast July 22, 2004

cute taster

When a man has to sniff it; it smells good and then proceeds to give it a sample .

I gave her the cute taster after a nice warm bowl of chili.

by Mr magoo November 9, 2014

Teaster

a tall, skinny, athletic M-Fer who can consume copious amounts of alcohol without ever gaining an ounce.

A Teaster is nicknamed after a ditzy blonde with hearing problems.

by Twacker April 4, 2009

Despacito Toasterino

Slang often used by people in the north of Wyoming that is used as the verb formality of toaster bath

Billy: Wow Jacob you look down in the dumps today
Jacob: Yeah the employee at Starbucks misspelled my name. Instead of “Jacob” they spelled it “Help there is a crazy man under the counter he has a gun please call 911 this is urgent”
Billy: Oof that’s rough, do you want to talk about it?
Jacob: No, it’s easier just to commit Despacito Toasterino.
Billy: Bruh.

by BruhBruhPepperoni June 29, 2019

toasted

extremely intoxicated, usually drunk. Often used in small, rather snooty suburban towns to describe drunkenness and the stupidity drunkenness entails.

After one skinny margarita, I was totally toasted.

I was so drunk, all I could think of was cinnamon toasted crunch and pork fried toasted.

by Westport Weekend Woman July 5, 2011