Pool Mom

Pool moms are moms at the pool, with or without their kids. You'll find them in the shallow end, perched on the side, or "graduated" to a lounge chair. They might be swim team moms, swim lesson moms, or free swim moms. Either way, they visit the pool to refill their cups and keep their kids engaged in a healthy activity. Swimming demands energy, and that means a better night of sleep and a happier child; what mother doesn't want that? Swimming is both a life skill and a lifelong skill, and once you know how, it opens countless possibilities for other sports, like surfing, sailing, and scuba diving. It's no wonder so many parents find themselves identifying with this role. Welcome to the club!

She's not like a regular mom, she's a pool mom.
I'm here to become a pool mom.

by tsp808 February 24, 2023

pool pearls

When the loads of all the ternage boys in the YMCA pool coagulate and chemically harden over the years to create actual pearls that you step on and hurt your feet while walking around in said pool.

Dude, is this pebble tec for reals, or am i walking a field of pool pearls over here??

by Johnny B from AZ August 1, 2018

swimming in a pool of his own piss

Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).

Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.

by pebisibepis April 6, 2023

Regular pool shit

When someone fingers you in the pool.

What happened last night? You know, just some regular pool shit. You’re very tight, btw.

by Mander$ November 30, 2019

Pool party braai

South African slang for an event where a pool party takles place and a barbeque (braai) is involved in a social event setting.

That pool party braai was epic, would love to attend another one.

by Bazza42 October 30, 2025

Kitty Pooled

When you turn her kitty into a pool (aka crazy creampie cumshot).

Guy1: yooo do you know beth gaul?

Guy2: yeah, why?

Guy1: I had her over last night, we went 7 rounds and I kitty pooled her everytime!
Guy2: Ew what, doesn’t she have chlamydia, go get tested bro.
Guy1: FUCK!!!

by anonymous1314799 February 7, 2024

SLICING THE POOL

Slice is a Slang ORIGINATED IN MEMPHIS with different techniques to slice the water in half in the pool with diving techniques. This slang and lingo was ORIGINATED IN MEMPHIS TENNESSEE.

I'm about to go slice the pool!

Dang he just sliced that pool.

Slicing the pool is a memphis term and slang to slice the water of the pool in half with certain diving techniques.

by MEMPHIS TALK December 21, 2023