Don't Pat The Table

A general expression which when translated means "don't punch my testicles."

Tom, don't pat the table.

by Evetsmeat June 10, 2018

Don't make a village

When your friends or family being cringy asf and you want to say "Don't be cringy" in other way.

*your dad is flirting with waitress*
-Don't make a village dad!

*your friend is being cringy in public*
-Don't make a village bestie.

by Sweetstrawberry16 March 10, 2021

Shitebag if ye don't

Shitebag if ye don't is a common Scottish phrase that translates to "your a pussy if you don't do it" and are the most motivational four words any human can hear.

Billy: shall I ask this lassie out

Graham: shitebag if ye don't

Billy: alright then

by BillyNaeBaws July 9, 2022

don't hate relate

Just what it says. Telling haters to take a notch back and relate with whom they are hating on rather than being a hateful troll.

Hater: That guy is a total douchebag because he has way better skills than me.

Player: Bro, don't hate relate. Admire his great skills.

by human lab rat November 8, 2015

WHY DON'T WE

Why don't we are a group of talented singers who graduated from high school and are going on with their life but they are still together. The talented singers are: Jack Avery, Jonah Marais, Corbyn Besson, Zach Herron,and Daniel Seavey. We love you guys.

Why don't we are the best singing group I have ever heard.

by yunna4life_15 September 21, 2020

Thog don't careee

Thog don't careeee

"Hello"
"Thog don't careee"

by Do-I-Need-a-Username? July 10, 2021

don't fuck with cats

the internet rule than many listen to, you hurt a cat and post it online? Oops, it looks like thousands of people have all of your personal information and are ready to share it with their followers :0, goodluck!

Cat hater: Look at this! I threw this dumb cat onto a wall
Cat lover: Don't fuck with cats.
Cat hater: It's so pathetic, look at it squeal! LOL
Cat lover: 123 Your street drive, *IP address* *full name* *country* *parents full name* *age*
Cat hater: What?!
Cat lover: I just posted all your personal information online
Cat hater: Oh my god! no!
Cat lover: My followers are coming to your house for a friendly visit... With weapons.

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023