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switch off

"as he waffles on, I switch off"
by Arminkshipper July 16, 2024
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Light switch

Incredibly attractive and erotic women. Capable of turning somebody on as a light switch would.
Jon: Emily was looking bad today.
Alfred: Facts, she is a light switch.
by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022
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POES switch

A POE switch designed for POESES. Originally found in South Africa
wow, check out that awesome POES switch, i bet it can support lots of VOIP phones
by switcharoo November 10, 2020
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State Farm switch

When you find out your husband IS fucking Jake from State Farm on the low.
Anna was fooled by the State Farm switch when she heard her husband asking if Jake from State Farm liked the way he sucked Jake’s dick. She always knew Jake was on the DL
by DVillan October 11, 2020
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Switch

stick one finger in your butt and one in your mouth and when someone yells switch, you switch!
person 1: “you ever played switch before?”
person 2: “yeah, i think i played it once or twice as a kid.”
by turkeyyeeter3000 May 29, 2019
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JRH switch

When you build a train for the day crew and then do their job and switch it out
JRH switch ed A type of switching when you get fucked by the other crew
by CNDR Ramrod Ironbender October 7, 2022
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European Switch

A phenomenon in American political discourse where European countries are either socialist or capitalist depending on whether or not it benefits the argument you are trying to make.
"Europe countries aren't socialist, they're capitalist countries with strong social safety nets."

"Okay, lets build a strong social safety net."

"No that's socialism."

"A yes, the old European Switch."
by epic bruh gamer March 14, 2020
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