slap the turkey

When you slap a partner (Lover) in the face with a erect penis

Hey can you slap the turkey with me

by Lack and Jenna go Yasss January 26, 2017

Fat turkey

A dumb hoe that can’t teach me shit in English class

I hate fat turkey she’s so racist

by My pseudonym sis February 19, 2020

give turkey

Someone who bullshits or says something often that is bullshit.

Man1: HEY dude did you here that story man3 told me?
Man2: Yeah I have heard it five times differently. You do know man3 is a Give Turkey right?
Man1: A Give Turkey?
Man2: Yeah means he says alot of bullshit. He's a bullshitter. The whole story is bullshit.

That man is a total Give Turkey.

by PhillipMcKracken May 22, 2018

Turkey Bacon

A false representation of the proper use of cured pork belly using feathered flightless avian

This turkey bacon came from a bird that cannot fly. If it can't fly honestly it can't honestly be bacon

by Kintock November 2, 2017

Turkey Tugging

Sometimes when you miss chunks of poop with the toilet paper when u wipe and it dries.. then during your next anal draining you notice dry chunks of poop stuck to your asshole hairs and you start tugging at them but they're hard to catch like turkeys

My asshole hurts because i was turkey tugging hard last night

by blackdynamite5454 April 19, 2011

Turkey Thug

It’s a legend, a gobble gangsta who gives no fucks.

Next thing you know, he went all turkey thug on my ass.

by OG Bobby Johnson Jr April 11, 2021

Turkey Paralysis

Normally experienced after Thanksgiving and/or Christmas dinners. A person experiences turkey paralysis after they have consumed an excessive amount of food. This ultimately leads the body into a state of paralysis from being so full and the rest of the evening is normally spent being unable to move on the couch.

Ryan: "How was your Christmas dinner last night?"
Cody: "Way too much food... I entered a state of turkey paralysis. I couldn't move after dinner."

by CP1991 April 4, 2016