fire tan

A fire tan is when one sits close to a fire and experiences a slight tan due to the fire. (Don’t be confused for a burn)

Oh boy! Will you have a very nice FIRE TAN going right now.

by Smatus June 10, 2018

net-tan

The particular hue that a person’s face assumes when constantly lit by an iPad, mobile phone, computer or tablet.

Look at (insert name here) she/he has a lovely glowing net-tan. He/she really should get out more.

by pbdrivers December 28, 2017

Dirty spray tan

When someone takes a bunch of laxatives and takes a liquified shit on someone and they rub it into the skin

“Dude I gave Stacy a dirty spray tan and it’s still on her”

by I’m a piece of shit January 3, 2020

The farmers tan

The farmers tan is a serious of events in which the mall sticks his penis in side a women’s ass then will move on to the women giving the man a blow job, which results in the staining of the women’s mouth

“Jaime got the farmers tan the other day”

by Naveedas04 January 11, 2020

Tan Dong Dong

It is a phrase that describes people who is annoying and gets angry a lot.

Student A: The...the...the uhhhhhhhhhhhhh SHUT UP!
Student B:ok... Tan Dong Dong

by Don't be dong dong November 22, 2020

Joe Tan

A horrible mistake committed my to adults with Down syndrome. A nickname given to the retarded person in the group.

stfu joe tan ur shit and smell like it

by Cecon February 24, 2020

tan titties

When yo girl gets back from vacation and has been making every beach an illegal nudie beach, for the purpose of tannin Dem titties.

I just got a snap from my girl on vacay, she's got them tan titties now. Hope she doesn't get arrested.

by Jenna_Taila May 13, 2020