Simon

Smart

Jens is not Simon

by Firegifguy May 10, 2022

Simon

This guy that goes to riverside and has a very nice jiggly ting on the back. Everyone wants to give him brain.

Simon fucked a dog.

Simon shot a nigga.

by that nigga nick the dick November 21, 2021

Simon Pandason

The son of Panda, not son of Simon.

He be the chosen one in Dune, he be Simon Pandason.

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Simon

Simons are neat, tidy, and crazy. They are tall and they often times wear the classic black shorts. They hate everyone, except people they have formed specific attachments to. But when he loves you, there is no other feeling that's better. Simons crack jokes and game whenever they can. They are usually loud and sometimes obnoxious, and they ignore those who serve them no interest. If you are a Simon, you are very honest, but a vibe. ✨

a human: he's like nothing i've ever seen before, his name must be Simon

by honeyshortcake November 30, 2022

kayne simon

Kayne Simon is a person that’s plays video games and is kind and beautiful will always help One another and will give them there last piece of gum no questions ask. This person is an indoor but will do anything with you at any time. This person is charming to all lady’s almost every girl falls for him this person is stunning.

Charming Kayne Simon YEET gaming

by Harry mind June 2, 2019

simons opinion

something you don't care about, it is just shit.

Did you hear what trump said about china?
OMG that's such a simons opinion, Who even takes him seriously?

by YoloMcSwagLord June 13, 2016

Simon Olimian

sison. Yellow, golden, linguist, instead of a warrior, he is a linguist

Simon Olimian Ivan Olimian Victor Olimian the three Olimians.

by hydorus shui January 6, 2025